Randy’s Rants

February 10, 2007

Open Letter to Wal-Mart

Filed under: Blogroll — randyinman @ 5:22 pm

First thanks for building one of the largest Wal-Marts in the country, 5 miles from my house.  As I do 90% of my grocery shopping there, this is a great help.

I like the new store for the most part. You could use more parking, and your magazine/book section leaves a little to be desired.

 I have some ideas to relieve the stress of shopping in the grocery section. People are running around in all directions, causing pandamonium to break out. Pain lines in the asiles like on a highway. Then have all shoppers wear shock collars. You know, like they train dogs with.

 Have the lines set up so that if a person crosses the line he/she gets zapped. Have security monitor the store and zap any kid over the age of 3 that runs in the store, and their parents for letting them. And what the hell zap any teen age boy who struts through there acting like a bad butt. 

These are good ideas and if you need someone to run the zapper program, not only do I work for free, I would probably pay you to get to zap em.

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